normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

(Source: nevver)

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

(Source: haibalev)

stoya:

Dear US Government: Once again, please kindly consider backing the fuck off of what goes in and comes out of my vaginal canal. Thank you, Stoya

(Source: little-audrey)

lameborghini:

is my dad hiding cocaine in the sugar

kimdash:

This nigga

(Source: yungwifey)

(Source: nezdr)

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

(Source: secretpapi)

There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just crying about something terrible that has happened, but a crying for all of the terrible things that have happened, not just to you but to everyone you know and to everyone you don’t know and even the people you don’t want to know, a crying that cannot be diluted by a brave deed or a king word, but only by someone holding you as your shoulders shake and your tears run down your face.

localized:

This is exactly me in the summer

worldwarbutts:

kuzannagi:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

ting

(Source: iz0mbie)

(Source: therealhamster)

less popular olympic events

mouseparty:

  • putting jeans on after a shower
  • asking your parents for money
  • opening plastic packaging
  • parking
  • telling someone you have a crush on them

(Source: envyadams)

karla-world:

This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97 

And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry 

(Source: dickcraft)

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